Quotes from your game

[knasser]

I thought it might be fun to post a few quotes from our actual games seeing as people come up with some good ones. I'll start...

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Roboform to PC: Our ship, the Dangerous Experiment, is our most advanced vessel, capable of travelling at one-thousand times the speed of light.
PC (boarding the vessel): Why is it called the "Dangerous Experiment"?
Roboform: We are a very literal people.
PC:

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PC #1: I'm not sure you're the best person to maneuver a space ship into orbit.
PC #2: There's a stick for up and down and there's a stick for left and right. It's easy. (Transport skill of 1)

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Hath talking to human PCs whilst the female human PC is in another part of the ship -
Hath (concerned) - Your companion has strange lumps. Are they a disfigurement?
Male Human: No... They're quite nice actually.

[knasser]

A few more...

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PC: The Rutan took my iPhone.

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Yorkshire NPC on the subject of Sontaran invaders: There's nowt so queer as aliens.

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Hath Cultural Ambassador: Do you bring samples of your species' arts and litererature?
PC (holds up six weeks recordings of Coronation Street): Oh yes!

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Human PC on being intimately propositioned by the 2.4m tall adiposean ambassador: "Might as well".

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Adiposean Cultural Ambassador to Female Human PC: "I want you to know that I had a wonderful time last night. Also, I'm stealing your spaceship".

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GM: The robot floats toward you, steel tentacles at the ready.
Player: I stand there and wave my arms in the air panicking and going "Arghhhh!"

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[imajica]

Very nice. Keem 'em coming.

[knasser]

Sept 1, 2010 13:12:17 GMT imajica said:

Very nice. Keem 'em coming.

The thread is for everyone to post quotes from their games. It's going to be dull and boring if it's just me!

[knasser]

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Player (without any trace of irony): I point my sniper rifle at it and say: "we come in peace".

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Player: Oh, we haven't checked the messages to see how he got on while we were in suspended animation. We play the video.
GM as video message: "The Cybermen! The Cybermen are killing everyone!" (makes laser sounds, followed by static hiss as the video is abruptly terminated).
Player: 'Oh dear.'

[knasser]

Okay, that's all I can remember from our sessions so far. Over to you lot.

[Siskoid]

Boffin PC trying to find something on his ipod: "Bohemian Rhapsody is the perfect counter-frequency to use against the Sirens!"
GM: quickly finds the tune on his iTunes and presses Play
Everyone together: Rousing intonation of the song
Sirens: die amid the falsetto

That's the only one I can think of for now, but it's my favorite moment.

[Curufea]

Very cool! Have some karma folks (and every hour, the others that I miss).
I'm going to have to blog these so my non-DWAITAS (but somewhat Whovian) LJ friends can read them!

Sadly, I've been unable to convince friends to play yet so can't contribute.

[curtisj]

The Doctor: "It's okay, I'm the last of my kind..." Said far, far too often.

One player to another (OOC): "Bobs, stop laughing, I think we missed something important... F***, he shot himself!?!?!"

That's all from me for now...

[Rel Fexive]

(during a conversation with a 21st Century history student, while in Athens)

Tim: If you didn't fly, how did you get here?
Ashurstaberinde: Oh, I just materialised, y'know...

[adhseidh]

"I can't die yet,The last thing I did was polish your groin, & God would want an explanation!"

[Siskoid]

[adhseidh]

I think that they don't think that you are the person that you think they think you are

[spiritfey]

The Doctor to River as they head towards a table at the back of the room: I'll follow you.
River: For the rest of your life (Said in that somewhat smug, extremely sultry voice.)

[dancerboy22]

captian jack is seen coming up the stairs on a cctv monitor
pc's look at other and one says
'oh no its him , watch out he has the ability to rape you with his eyes'

[dancerboy22]

after only just finding a tardis and meeting new people (after 10 mins) not understanding how the house turned into a tree one of the pc characters walks away and goes to the swimming pool, the tardis then shakes and pc comes back into the control room just wearing a towel

[dancerboy22]

the doctor 'ok this will cure us of the cybervirus just point it and shoot it'
the engineer( timelord) 'ok' fires at the doctor in his head
doctor ' ahhhh i didnt mean in the head i meant somewhere in the chest area ahhh'
engineer 'ok' fires at the doctor again in the chest

[da professor]

Casey(from tertiary control of vessel moving at several times lightspeed, via intercom) Could whoever's just taken control try not to hit the planet in front of us?
_ _ _ _

Jenny(re:missing women while offerring to act as bait for a trap) But they could have gone somewhere cool!
Friederich(Victorian gent, not down with the kids) They could have gone somewhere hot, what difference does it make?
_ _ _ _

Audrey(3 year old girl, lost and calling for mummy, on seeing unshaven middle aged man) You're not mummy!
_ _ _ _

11 year old Ian Chesterton, to 28 year old PC: But you're OLD

[serok42]

My character had to kill our Time Lord (Well Time Lady I guess) to free her from an alien that was possessing her killing the alien also. When she regenerated she went from a tall attractive red-head to a short squat old woman.

One of the other players looked at me and said.

"I think you should kill her again. She couldn't get much worse."

[jennysfan]

"Okay this should work...ummm In case it doesn't, there is just one thing I'd like to tell you."
"It's okay, I love you too."
"So not where I was going with this. You know what? Forget it. And do the job I gave you soldier!"
- A short conversation between Jenny and Thomas while trying to stop the Cybermen.

[ugavine]

Okay, slightly long one but it's funny. I normally wouldn't allow an Engram Eraser to be used like this but it was just so funny the way the group kept fluffing the scene.

Alpha Centauri "Hello, How can I help you?"
Holmes "We have an appointment with Mr. Smith."
Alpha Centauri "Okay, what is you name?"
Holmes [had his Psychic paper ready] "Oh, err... Jones."
Alpha Centauri "I’m sorry, I have no appointment in that name."
Holmes "Damn. Start again."
Dorian steps forward [Engram Eraser: Zzap!]
Alpha Centauri "Hello, How can I help you?"
Holmes "Hi, I have an appointment with Mr. Smith." [Psychic Paper in hand] "I have authorisation."
Alpha Centauri "Oh yes, but what is you name please?"
Dorian [Engram Eraser: Zzap!]
Alpha Centauri "Hello, How can I help you?"
Holmes "My appointment is next with Mr. Smith."
Alpha Centauri "Oh sorry, your appointment has been moved to next week."
Dorian [Engram Eraser: Zzap!]
Alpha Centauri "Hello, How can I help you?"
Holmes "My appointment is next with Mr. Smith."
Alpha Centauri "Oh sorry, your appointment has been moved to next week."
Holmes "It is urgent. I must see him immediately."
Alpha Centauri "Okay. Have you completed the Urgent Appointment form?"
Holmes "And what colour is that?"
Alpha Centauri "Yellow."
Dorian [Engram Eraser: Zzap!]
Holmes this time quickly looks over the desk to see the list of appointments on the screen. They were Zak, Gil and Rammsbottom.
Alpha Centauri "Hello, How can I help you?"
Holmes [with psychic paper] "My name is Zak, I have an appointment with Mr. Smith."
Alpha Centauri "Oh sorry, your appointment has been moved to next week."
Holmes "Damn!"
Dorian [Engram Eraser: Zzap!]
Alpha Centauri "Hello, How can I help you?"
Holmes [with psychic paper] "My name is Zak, I have an appointment with Mr. Smith."
Alpha Centauri "Oh sorry, your appointment has been moved to next week."
Trixx "you used the same name!"
Holmes "Yes, I know!"
Dorian [Engram Eraser: Zzap!]
Alpha Centauri "Hello, How can I help you?"
Holmes "My name is Gil, I have an appointment with Mr. Smith."
Alpha Centauri "I think I had better call security."
Holmes "Why?"
Alpha Centauri "Because you are certainly not Gil."
Holmes "How do you know?"
Alpha Centauri "Because you look nothing like my husband!"
Dorian [Engram Eraser: Zzap!]
Alpha Centauri "Hello, How can I help you?"
Holmes "My name is Rammsbottom. I have an appointment with Mr. Smith."
Alpha Centauri "Oh yes. Floor 300. Have a nice day."

[zebaroth]

May 27, 2011 9:15:19 GMT ugavine said:

Okay, slightly long one but it's funny. I normally wouldn't allow an Engram Eraser to be used like this but it was just so funny the way the group kept fluffing the scene.

Alpha Centauri "Hello, How can I help you?"
Holmes "We have an appointment with Mr. Smith."
Alpha Centauri "Okay, what is you name?"
Holmes [had his Psychic paper ready] "Oh, err... Jones."
Alpha Centauri "I’m sorry, I have no appointment in that name."
Holmes "Damn. Start again."
Dorian steps forward [Engram Eraser: Zzap!]
Alpha Centauri "Hello, How can I help you?"
Holmes "Hi, I have an appointment with Mr. Smith." [Psychic Paper in hand] "I have authorisation."
Alpha Centauri "Oh yes, but what is you name please?"
Dorian [Engram Eraser: Zzap!]
Alpha Centauri "Hello, How can I help you?"
Holmes "My appointment is next with Mr. Smith."
Alpha Centauri "Oh sorry, your appointment has been moved to next week."
Dorian [Engram Eraser: Zzap!]
Alpha Centauri "Hello, How can I help you?"
Holmes "My appointment is next with Mr. Smith."
Alpha Centauri "Oh sorry, your appointment has been moved to next week."
Holmes "It is urgent. I must see him immediately."
Alpha Centauri "Okay. Have you completed the Urgent Appointment form?"
Holmes "And what colour is that?"
Alpha Centauri "Yellow."
Dorian [Engram Eraser: Zzap!]
Holmes this time quickly looks over the desk to see the list of appointments on the screen. They were Zak, Gil and Rammsbottom.
Alpha Centauri "Hello, How can I help you?"
Holmes [with psychic paper] "My name is Zak, I have an appointment with Mr. Smith."
Alpha Centauri "Oh sorry, your appointment has been moved to next week."
Holmes "Damn!"
Dorian [Engram Eraser: Zzap!]
Alpha Centauri "Hello, How can I help you?"
Holmes [with psychic paper] "My name is Zak, I have an appointment with Mr. Smith."
Alpha Centauri "Oh sorry, your appointment has been moved to next week."
Trixx "you used the same name!"
Holmes "Yes, I know!"
Dorian [Engram Eraser: Zzap!]
Alpha Centauri "Hello, How can I help you?"
Holmes "My name is Gil, I have an appointment with Mr. Smith."
Alpha Centauri "I think I had better call security."
Holmes "Why?"
Alpha Centauri "Because you are certainly not Gil."
Holmes "How do you know?"
Alpha Centauri "Because you look nothing like my husband!"
Dorian [Engram Eraser: Zzap!]
Alpha Centauri "Hello, How can I help you?"
Holmes "My name is Rammsbottom. I have an appointment with Mr. Smith."
Alpha Centauri "Oh yes. Floor 300. Have a nice day."

that is funny

[Cormac]

GM: I've just had a really inappropriate thought about lady Timelords and sonic screwdrivers ... How do you make this thing vibrate?

Gabriel (An Immortal companion): I'm a celt!
Dr Jane Smith (A lady timelord): Oh el, I though that was a un.

Gabriel (on hearing you can earn stroy points by deliberately failing checks: I'll pick up my hat [mimes rolling dice] oh missed it! [holds out hand for story point]

Joshua: How long have I known her? [points to Dr Jane Smith]
GM: Long enough for her to have picked you up, decided she couldn't stand being in the TARDIS alone with you and gone to pick him up somewhere [points to Gabriel] May be 10 minutes?

Dr Jane Smith: What would happen if the big black sphere fell off the stand?
GM: It would eat through the ship's hull then the ground until it got to the Earth's core and destroyed it.
Dr Jane Smith: Lets not do that then.

Gabriel: Give me back my cloak of invisibility [Gadget- Chameleon cloak].
Dr Jane Smith: Ok.
Gabriel: Don't drop it on the floor! It'll take me days to find it.

GM: It's a Cyberman ship.
Dr Jane Smith: Oh no! Cybermen!
GM: So your Timelord is in the TARDIS changing horses, what are you two doing?

Joshua (who has the charming trait) I'll chat her up to find some information. Why heellloooo, tink! [mimes teeth glinting]

Edit: Spelling mistakes.

[Cormac]

Quotes from 2nd adventure

Joshua: So we'll take the castle through the back passage.

Gabriel: We shot C3PO and a blue dude.

Dr Jane Smith: I'll probe it with my sonic screwdriver.
GM: You give it a good probing.

Gabriel: What is the purpose of this adventure?
Joshua: To avoid making Ingenuity and technology rolls.
[we had a lot of them in the first adventure]

GM passes a story point to Gabriel's player.
Joshua: You amused him.

Gabriel: I can do horses me.
Joshua: Ewwwww!

Joshua: You'll need to do something with the stunned guard.
Gabriel: I'll throw him over the battlements.
Joshua: You can't do that! Code of conduct ... Oh I've got that.
GM: Roll Strength and Athletics.
Gabriel: 14.
GM: You shove him over the battlements.
Gabriel: Aaaaargh, splash?
GM: No scream he is stunned. It's a dry moat so more like crunch.
Gabriel: Ewwwwww!

[Max_Writer]

Here are some from the two games I've run.

First, FASA's Doctor Who game (Smith is the Time Lord):

A slender man with dark blonde hair in a tuxedo ran into the room.
"What kind of bathroom is this?" he asked.
"Well, it's not, is it?" Smith replied.

"I've got to be on stage with Madonna in less than five minutes," Archer said to him.
"She can wait," Smith replied.
"You don't know Madonna, do you?" Archer asked.
"Not particularly," the Time Lord replied.

"Look, I've got a performance for the Grammys," Archer said.
"Your spelling bee will have to wait," Smith replied. "This is more important."

"What took you so long?" Smith asked.
"We've been waiting for you!" Archer replied.

Smith had never closely studied the Cybermen and was unsure what their weaknesses were, if any. He told them all that he creatures had once been human but had since replaced most of themselves with bits and pieces of machinery until they were more machine than men.
"You mean they're Borg?" Archer asked.
Smith didn't know what he was talking about.


I also ran a game of Time Lord wherein a Time Lord named Ruffles journied the galaxy:

"Yes, I am a messenger of the gods," Ruffles said.
"They are messengers from the gods!" another man said. "He admits it."
"I don't think 'messengers from the gods' is a good thing," Sgt. Stewart muttered to Ruffles.
"I'm hoping it is!" the Time Lord whispered back.
"The Servitors of the Cyclops said they would be here," a man said.
"Is this a good thing or a bad thing?" Ruffles asked.
"You will come with us!" the man who had spoken the most said.

“You are messengers of the gods, aren’t you?” he asked, frowning.
“You’re going to get us in trouble,” Ruffles said.
“You’re working with the Servitors of the Cyclops,” the man said.
“No,” Ruffles said. “I don’t know anything about the Cyclops.”
“What are you doing here?”
“I don’t know.”
“The servitors all have one eye. But they are not what people think. They are not here to help us, they’re here to hurt us.”
“Well, we were just going to go swimming and all this happened.”
“And we have two eyes,” Sgt. Stewart said.
“See!” Ruffles said, opening and closing his eyes.

There was a knocking on the door.
“What’s going on in there?” a voice said.
“Uh … chicken fight,” Ruffles said.

“Halt at once!” one of the Daleks said in a metallic scream. “Halt at once or you will be exterminated!”
“The gun?” Ruffles whispered to Veela. “Put it back!”
She shoved her handgun back into the back of her belt. Ruffles slid his knife back into his boot and then smiled broadly.
“Hi guys!” he said to the Dalek that approached him. “What’s up?”

“Which of you is the Time Lord!?!” a Dalek said.
“Me,” Ruffles said.
“You will take us to your TARDIS that we might pursue the Doctor!” the Dalek said.
“Who’s the Doctor?” Ruffles said.
“Another Time Lord!” the Dalek said.
“Yeah ... I have no idea where you’d find him or pursue him. I never heard of him.”
“All we need do is check the history books! We will find him! As we found that you would be here!”
“I don’t really have history books at the moment. My computer’s kind of wacky.”
“The Daleks have information in our frames!”
“Okay, I don’t know what means.”

They quietly talked among themselves as the Daleks watched them. Finally, Ruffles got up and approached one of the Daleks.
“So, do you dance?” he said.
It did not reply.
“Why don’t you talk to me?” he went on. “You’re no fun. I want the red Dalek back."
“Silence! Silence! Silence!” one of the Daleks said. “Stay where you are! Do not move!”

[Cormac]

Quotes from 3rd adventure

NPC: We're waiting for the gods, to join with them.
Gabriel: We're gods.
NPC: You're not gods!
Gabriel: Sorry did I say that out loud?

Joshua: What do I see?
GM: A group of handsome men, aged between twenty to fourtyish, wearing orange robes.
Dr Jane Smith: I'll rush over. Why hello!

Gabriel: (pointing to a crowd of identically dressed NPCs, all wearing orange robes with black C on them) You there, yes, you with the big black C on.

GM: A crowd is approaching lead by a silver figure.
Gabriel: Is it a god?
Dr Jane Smith: They're cybermen. I run back to the TARDIS.
Joshua: Yes so wi.. wait there's only 1?
GM: Yes.
Joshua: We can take him .... right?...I've got a gun.

Gabriel: So what do you know about these cybermen?
Dr Jane Smith: They are silver. They are moody. They have no dress sense.
Joshua: Are they war like?
Dr Jane Smith: No they're quite nice really.

Dr Jane Smith: I'll talk to one of the men near the tents.
GM: You stop a young bloke. He looks quite petrified at having to talk to a woman.
Dr Jane Smith: Hello. What are you doing?
Gabriel: Is he tenting?